Wednesday, November 19, 2008

There are two grassy meadows next to each other, hanging out. The first one says, "I think I hear something coming."

Second one says, "Yeah."

First one says, "Look - it is a herd."

A herd of cattle comes tearing through over the second meadow, making a ruckus.

When they are past, the first meadow says, "Hey, are you alright?"

The second meadows replies, "Yeah, they only grazed me."